Saturday, June 20, 2015

‘Think, man, think!': CuffyMeh trapped in room during tornado warning - News

Intrepid tweeter CuffyMeh was trapped by a faulty doorknob during a tornado warning. No tools, no power, but he had Twitter.

That tricky door knob on my honey do list? Yeah, decided to completely fail during a tornado warning. I'm locked in the bedroom…

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

@CuffyMeh Give it some "preventive maintenance"

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 13, 2014

@CalebHowe beating the ever loving shit out of it hasn't worked.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

@CuffyMeh I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) October 13, 2014

@MelissaTweets @CuffyMeh Well I'm laughing at him, unless he dies, then I'm deleting this tweet.

— Fred McCue (@FMCU) October 13, 2014

No tools, time to get creative.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

@CuffyMeh isn't anyone home to get you outta there?

— Janice (@janliel) October 13, 2014

@janliel nope http://pic.twitter.com/rdvs04FT8Z

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

Hinge pins removed. Knocked them out with a dog chew ANTLER LIKE A CAVEMAN.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

@MelissaTweets hinges are still wedged, mocking me.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

Second floor, so the window is no escape.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

Sun going down. Think, man, think!

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

@CuffyMeh How long until someone else gets home?

— William Newton ن (@wbdnewton) October 13, 2014

@wbdnewton wife gets here in an hour, unless she's reading & laughing at these tweets.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

Did I mention the power is out? The power is out.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

Tool set: dog chew antler, nail file, scissors, pocket knife, coat hangers, this phone

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

@CuffyMeh Come on, MacGyver! You can do it.

— Badass Kat (@MemberVRWC) October 13, 2014

"Get the fancy egg door knobs that require metric Allen wrenches," she said.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

All of my pet friends are on the other side, rooting for me. Just kidding! They're devouring the groceries I left on the counter.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

@CuffyMeh They want to make sure nothing goes bad.

— Mitchell (@EnasYorl) October 13, 2014

"Go, master! You can do it! OM NOM NOM" – the husky, eating my dinner while I'm trapped in the bedroom

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

Neighbor arrived with tools! Here's the guts of this POS knob, which I shall now SMASH TO PIECES. http://pic.twitter.com/5u8zwjyYi3

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

FREE AT LAST

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 13, 2014

Thank God almighty…

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